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Politics, Portland, Walks with the dogs

Dude

01.22.08 | Comment?

If you emerge from the bushes in the landscaping around the Walgreen’s parking lot, and I am walking by with the dogs, and if you’ve just been in those bushes for the purpose of getting high by whatever means, then please don’t try and engage me in incoherent, drug-logic small-talk.  I really don’t care what you’re doing in the bushes and I don’t feel like chatting with you about my cool-looking dogs and am I a professional dog walker and whatever nonsense is firing from your fried synapses.  I just don’t want you to get any closer to me in case I get twitchy and have to hit you, which will probably get the dogs all crazy and I’ll get gross bodily fluids on my hands.

 

In other Montavilla drugs news, I saw my first R0n Rhymes-with-Pall lawn sign the other evening.

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